I had to look this up, but the Friday the 13th lawsuit and the fallout have been going on for nine years! Nine years we've been dealing with this shit. I've talked about it ad nauseam...I'm trying to say is that there's been a serious lack of Jason in my life.

Before I begin, let me tell you something that's always bugged me about certain vampire movies. This movie does it, but then it kind of changes its mind in a way that doesn't get addressed, or, entirely possible, I just missed it. It's when a vampire turns, and they're immediately evil. They don't even seem hungry; they just immediately want to run to the nearest living thing and kill it. I get that for zombies, they're brainless eating machines, but not vampires.

This movie has been on my list for years, but either I haven't been able to find a stream once October rolled around, or I just ran out of dealer's choice days with too many movies that I had planned on watching. Much like many of the movies I watch on a whim, the recommendations were that it was a very good cosmic horror movie. And if you've been reading me for some time, you'll know that it's a genre that I find myself gravitating toward more often.

I saw this movie without ever hearing of it before. My nephew had his birthday party at a local theater, and this was the movie. All I knew about it was the basic premise, and it was produced by "Angel Studios." In my 15 years of doing this, I never thought there would be a movie from that studio that I'd be able to review.

When I was a much younger Mr. Pat, I believed in Bigfoot. I was never exposed to the hunting Bigfoot shows, but I can imagine, if I knew about them at that age, I'd have been all over them. Still, I was always a big fan, and anytime I was in a wooded area, I'd be looking around, seeing if I could find him. In case you're wondering, no, I never found him.