Let me get one thing out of the way first because if I don't, I'll probably end up sprinkling some version of this fact throughout this review. Nicolas Cage is awesome and is one of the best actors alive. He plays the titular Longlegs, and he's one of the most unsettling characters I can remember seeing in a horror movie. Of course, he looks creepy as Hell, like whoever put together this character's look did a phenomenal job. And you know, because it's Cage, he's going to...